Everyone has a weird friend or two, or maybe you’re the weird one! If you need to buy a gift for weird people, here’s your list.
All of these items come from Artisan Shopping Directory members’ websites or Etsy shops, and they’re made especially to please all of your weird friends. Or maybe you want to keep them for yourself, because they’re pretty fun.
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In some cases I’ve linked to the entire Etsy shop instead of the individual listings, since some things will sell out.
You’ll be sure to find other odd gifts if you click through, though, because if you find a seller with a sense of humor, they’ll be stocking more than one funny item!
This vial necklace from Leah Kathryn Jewelry on Etsy can be filled up with any liquid you want, including blood, ocean water, or maple syrup.
It can also be personalized with your favorite weirdo’s initials to make it a custom gift!
Another item from Leah’s shop is this set of poop emoji earrings
(I don’t know what it is with the poop and toilet stuff but that’s what people sent me when I asked for gifts for weirdos…)
This toilet paper jewelry harkens back to a time when that was the most valuable item in all the land…But now your strange friends can sport it as an accessory.
You can find this set at Shokh Jewelry on Etsy.
A hag stone necklace from Water Dragon Hoard UK is good for the pagans you know, or for aspiring wiccans.
I don’t know how weird this one is since my career ambition when I was a little kid was to be a witch (I watched Bewitched reruns…It seemed like a good gig) but we’ll add it here anyway.
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This gothic lace choker from Paula McNulty Designs could be a gift for the same friend as the hag stone keyring, but for a more formal occasion.
For a couple’s gift, why be boring? Get this set of sterling silver raven claw necklaces that are great for two people.
And this one gives you the excuse of getting yourself a gift too, if you are also a weird person. And everyone is a little weird, so go for it.
Okay…These don’t seem strange at first, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that the designs are pill bugs, or roly-polys as they’re commonly called. (Polys? Polies? Not sure about that one.)
No matter how you spell it, these are weird enough to delight a bug lover but you could probably get away with wearing them without people noticing that you have insects on your shoes. You can find these at Vesoterica on Etsy.
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Weird novelty gifts.
This mug from Ag’s Vintage Cove would be a fun gift for someone to use for their morning coffee.
Vintage shops are good to go to when you’re looking for weird things because they have such a diverse assortment of things that you won’t find at the mall. Unless it’s the antiques mall.
These crack me up…Weird best friend window clings from Lil Fox Designs.
These can go on your car window or on a window in your house to remind you of your special friend bond with your weird bestie.
I don’t even know how to categorize this one…It’s a lampwork bead that was handmade by Anne Londez Glass.
We were trying to figure out what this is supposed to be, because it’s clearly a one-of-a-kind that will never be replicated. Anne said that it started out as a cloud, but it ended up looking like a cow’s udder. I thought it looked like dentures with terrible teeth, and someone else thought it looked like three raspberry popsicles melted together.
Whatever it is, it could be your weird friend’s new lucky bead.
This deck of cards is illustrated with original dark art from Shadowmyths.
This deck comes with a book that has descriptions of all of the monsters on the cards, so you can find out more about each one.
This is a nice gift for a unique friend because it’s useful and also celebrates what makes you weird. You can find these at Ila and Alice on Etsy.
Ila and Alice also has these fancy cats postcards, which would be a great gift for a cat loving weirdo.
(I actually have a photo with animal heads on humans and I put it in my family photo gallery in my upstairs hallway. Nobody noticed.)
Or what about these Halloween postcards for the spooky weirdo in your life?
Weird home decor.
Let’s start this category out with something that everyone needs…A vintage moustache cup!
This comes from Kingfisher Vintage UK on Etsy, and there were several to choose from when I checked.
Now we have something that is genuinely weird and will only be appreciated by a special kind of person…Some vintage medical anatomy charts.
These are all from French Vintage Prints on Etsy, and if you don’t like these, check back with her shop because there are a lot more where these came from.
Blood circulation anatomy print
And this one…All I can say is “why?” Yes, it’s a chart of spolied meat. Yeah, that’s weird.
NSFW- Salty language weird gifts.
This NSFW tequila shot set from Me Plus Thee is clearly not something you would give to someone who’s relatively conservative (or maybe they would like it, I don’t know…) but it’s good for a present for someone who has a rowdy sense of humor.
I full approve of the sentiment on this one even though it is a teeny bit salty…I’ve told my kids that I have plans to fully haunt them when I die, so they’d better be ready.
This one came from Daisy Thirteen and is made from upcycled wood, so it’s sustainably weird.
This would be good to put on your desk at work if you’re in a specific mood. You can find it in Me Plus Thee on Etsy.
Tote bag.
They like cooking, antiquing, taxidermy and the crisp fresh air of an early morning at the farmer’s market. They would love a weird and roomy shoulder tote bag for all of their veggies!
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